The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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