Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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