Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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