my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize