You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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