I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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