He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.