I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just want nice things and good sex
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.