my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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