The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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