i would punch a child for taco bell
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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