She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
