3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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