Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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