She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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