btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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