I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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