Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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