That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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