What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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