it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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