Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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