Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Someone stole a lamp last night.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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