Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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