we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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