I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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