over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just pee around me
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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