I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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