Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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