WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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