Small penises have feelings too.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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