There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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