Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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