Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You need Xanax blowdarts
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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