It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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