i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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