we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just want to make out with him forever
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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