This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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