I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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