They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
