Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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