eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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