i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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