Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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