Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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