nut hugger
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm jealous of your bromance
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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