and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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