You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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