She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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