I showed him my bush... on skype.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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