Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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