Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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