I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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