Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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